People Watching..... Everyones Favorite Sport

Hey y'all, I am about to share with you my new favorite hobby and how I spend almost my entire college career outside of the swimming pool. PEOPLE WATCHING, holy fucking fucks it is honestly the most entertaining thing to me since that one idiot got hit by the ice cream truck crip walking in the middle of traffic, if y'all haven't caught that shit i'll link it in the bottom. For those first time viewers just know, the dude lives and is featured on Tosh. But okay okay, back to the thing that everyone loves but no one will admit how much they love it cause they don't have the character to just tell everyone how much they actually love watching everyone elses life unfold before them. 

So I go to college in Stevens Point, WI. Not a huge school, but big enough that every once in awhile you will catch a new person that never has caught your eye before so it keeps the look out fresh enough. Now just for everyones discretion, people watching can turn into people judging or people envying very quickly if you let it. Although this might be the case for plenty of people and is perfectly normal, but just remember that this door swings both ways and someone could easily be looking at you thinking all sorts of imperfections that basically end in the moral of you having the face for radio or that your hair stylist and clothing stylist are both actually Hellen Keller. ALSO, note that if you are infact people watching alone and are quite oblivious with your constant eye contact you looking like a fucking creep. <---------- IMPORTANT 

So when I people watch I like to surround myself with a group of people that are semi visually appealing and who aren't completely obnoxious and oblivious 24/7, this also presents you as an easy target for you to be seen staring down every idiot walking by. Now when you do notice something that may strike you as odd or something you wanna stare at for a long period of time, please refrain from holding eye contact for anymore then 2 or 3 seconds until you are presented with another situation that allows your eyes to behold the sheer awesomeness that caught your attention in the first place. My favorite has always been catching really awkward eye contact with a girl you were just checking out, deer in the mother fucking headlights. This isn't such a big deal if you are good looking and have a chance with this girl (aka not me nor will it ever) so just keep that in mind before you eye fuck some girl and you look like Andy Milanokis. 

Now I realize that all you people out there reading this are probably thinking about how little this entry makes sense about the topic or art of people watching but honestly I can't generate thoughts well enough in a constant sense to get a full post that flows like a paper, and I am not about to take notes during the day about things I see because Weezy doesn't take notes and neither do I. So I hope everyone enjoys this little slice of people watching and my scatter brain. Go fuck yourself San Diego. 

Catch y'all later, Alex