A Review of 2012.

Whats up fuckers and fuckhims, how we doing on this fine Saturday? Last one of the New Year! I come to you guys today wanting to write about the year of 2012 and how I thought it went for me and the things in our world. Don't for one second think that me voicing my opinion about the problems of our world is in any kind of disgust or looking down upon anything. I don't want to have a negative vibe given off when whoever fucking reads this is wondering what kind of person I am.

First off, the year 2012 flew by am I right? Holy shit snacks, feels like yesterday I was standing on the podium of nationals with my boys wondering if life could get any better. When I think about a review of the year I like to think about the United States as a Phoenix rising out of the ashes of its previous life being the year previous. If thats cliche then you can exit out of the page right now, won't affect me in any way, shape, or form. From the recent school shooting in NewTown or the Olympiad of 2012 having everyone yelling at their TV as we watched the best athletes in the world go out and show that for a few weeks every once and a while we can all set our problems aside and compete for the good of the human race and "World Peace" if you truly believe in that shit. HOLY SHIT I TOTALLY FORGOT WE SURVIVED AN APOCALYPSE, FUCK YOU MAYANS. Everyone knows you were getting nervous wondering if just maybe it was going to happen. I'll admit I was, god I would have been so fucking pissed if the world would have ended. (If you're thinking right now "But Alex, if you were dead how would you still be mad?" please exit my page because you have no sense of humor and we probably wouldn't get along if I ever met you.)

My year, what to say about my year. Let me just say that if you have ever gone to college and still think that high school was way cooler, please shut the fuck up. High School fucking sucks, its like being trapped in a room with only Diet Sierra Mist and reruns of old Jersey Shore episodes that if you like then you probably are in no way a help to humanity. COLLEGE FUCKING RULES. End of story, there is no argument that can be made against it. I have met the best people in the world that I will be friends with till I die and I'm not even halfway done yet. So take your high school rules argument and your old letter jacket somewhere else because I really don't wanna hear it. From meeting a girl, to winning conference, to becoming an All American swimmer, and everything in between. I can honestly say that 2012 didn't leave me with a bitter sweet taste in my mouth. I couldn't have asked for a better year to build on. If you are part of my life and are reading this right now, I just want you to know that I truly appreciate everything you have done for me in my life. I know that I'm not always the best person to be around or always the nicest to people who deserve it. But deep down I love all you guys and only want the best for you. So fill up your glasses and get ready for that stupid ass New Years kiss you all think is actually going to happen. Because 2013 is only going to be for the better.

See y'all later,
Alex

This one could get me in trouble... But my 2 cents on pregnant teens.

Hey guys, just sitting here at 12:20 on Friday the 28th of December and something just came up in my mind that I always wanted to get on paper so I could really try and get some structure on the topic and really give my slightly bias opinion on. Teenage pregnancy and Janesville Wisconsin. 

Now, I graduated in 2011 with about 400 people in my class and the other high school in Janesville graduated somewhere around 300 maybe, I don't know. But now that I am in college and working towards some kind of future sitting in some office with some dipshit boss and hopefully some cool best buds like workaholics. I wonder to myself the thoughts and ideas of someone fresh out of high school or in high school would want to have a baby and be a parent for the remainder of their lives or so. I think at the turn of the new year I can't count on two hands the amount of kids from Janesville that I graduated with or who are younger then me that have kids or in the process of having a kid. It is absolutely shocking. Now, mind you, I don't know these people personally or know their situation but I try to put myself in their shoes and think about my life if one day I got that call saying how I might be a father before I am ready. 

First off, my parents would cut me off and kick me right to the streets. They would barely be able to look me in the eye if I told them I was having a kid and dropping out of school. Second, and most important of them all, my future would take a serious turn for the potential worst. A college degree is so precious these days that not graduating could mean the end to me being able to support a child right and give it the proper care and attention that it needs to strive. I wouldn't be able to find a decent off job out of the gate to find a place to live or to feed her or myself and we would suffer. 

Which is why I don't get how these people can be truly happy about themselves getting pregnant. It just doesn't calculate in my head how someone could think their life is on the uphill now that a baby is on the way. Kids are expensive and time consuming and require so much to have any potential of not being a repeat offender of their parents. And listen guys, I'm not here saying that every teen pregnancy turns into a disaster, I know of plenty of cases where a baby born to early in the parents lives turn out just fine and end up getting the necessary tools to strive and able to make a life of their own. But I just don't know about these people in Janesville doing it, it isn't fair to the parents or the kids that they get put in their situation from some silly mistake that is easily avoidable. 

Maybe I'm right about some stuff and maybe I'm not. But i'm not the judge and don't wish any ill will upon the people who are in this boat that is teen pregnancy. But I know someone who is all about stopping the race to fertilize your eggs, his name is Trojan. Just some food for thought. 

See y'all later, Alex 

Romance in Movies, unfuckinbelievable.

Hey Guys! So I forgot the password to my old blog and you'll never guess how long I had it. ONE FUCKING DAY. Now as you think to yourself how stupid I am and questioning you ever wondering why you ever clinked on the link to my page let me do my best to try and convince you to stay for some of my own insight on a topic all you ladies and sappy ass gentlemen are all obsessed over. Love in movies.....

I was just watching The Amazing Spider-Man and noticed how Andrew Garfield is seriously such a stud when it comes to pulling off the nerd that for some whatever miracle Emma Stone falls in love with, what a load of shit. You honestly trying to get me to believe that Peter Parker is going to save some kid from getting beat up and all the sudden the "hottest" girl in the school is going to all the sudden start making out with him on her roof over looking the New York City skyline? Yeah come on Hollywood, the only time I ever believe in those fantasies is when I listen to a Taylor Swift song while out in public and then see a cute girl and my mind goes running as I picture all the happy times we could have together. But OH WAIT, Taylor Swift couldn't strike up a relationship that lasted even if she signed up for ChristianMingle.com. Speaking of T-Swizzle, y'all hear she is fucking around with Harry Styles from One Direction? I give it 4 months, and she will be all over the billboard top 100. 

But anyway, I just don't get how when I watch a movie about some nerd picking up a beautiful babe I am suppose to be able to get hope that one day be as lucky as him? Oh well, eHarmony here I come....... But lets look at other examples of completely baffling movie romances that have been struck up and Hollywood is suppose to let us believe are fabricated on some kind of truth. Emma Stone and Jonah Hill in Superbad! As if, you think that fat fuck could pick up a single piece of ass outside of the Medieval Carnival that he attends every summer at the local middle school? Yeah get a life. Jonah Hill and that Molly bitch from 21 Jump Street! Holy shit, this one basically just shines a light on jail baiters all over the country who always wish they could be 25 and it be okay with society to be with a 17 year old. That mother fucker falls in love with a senior in HIGH SCHOOL, the slimmed down fat fuck graduated 7 YEARS ago. Nothing says rock star stud like swimming in that underage pussy. And for anyone reading don't for one second think that I don't know that at 1 time you fantasized about a high schooler that was a few years younger then you. It happens, just don't think you can ever pull it off. Cause the only thing you will be pulling off is when you are "swag" walking to your seat in the cafeteria because Earl just butt rammed the shit out of you in Prison. Think twice ladies and gentlemen. 

See y'all later, Alex