Romance in Movies, unfuckinbelievable.

Hey Guys! So I forgot the password to my old blog and you'll never guess how long I had it. ONE FUCKING DAY. Now as you think to yourself how stupid I am and questioning you ever wondering why you ever clinked on the link to my page let me do my best to try and convince you to stay for some of my own insight on a topic all you ladies and sappy ass gentlemen are all obsessed over. Love in movies.....

I was just watching The Amazing Spider-Man and noticed how Andrew Garfield is seriously such a stud when it comes to pulling off the nerd that for some whatever miracle Emma Stone falls in love with, what a load of shit. You honestly trying to get me to believe that Peter Parker is going to save some kid from getting beat up and all the sudden the "hottest" girl in the school is going to all the sudden start making out with him on her roof over looking the New York City skyline? Yeah come on Hollywood, the only time I ever believe in those fantasies is when I listen to a Taylor Swift song while out in public and then see a cute girl and my mind goes running as I picture all the happy times we could have together. But OH WAIT, Taylor Swift couldn't strike up a relationship that lasted even if she signed up for ChristianMingle.com. Speaking of T-Swizzle, y'all hear she is fucking around with Harry Styles from One Direction? I give it 4 months, and she will be all over the billboard top 100. 

But anyway, I just don't get how when I watch a movie about some nerd picking up a beautiful babe I am suppose to be able to get hope that one day be as lucky as him? Oh well, eHarmony here I come....... But lets look at other examples of completely baffling movie romances that have been struck up and Hollywood is suppose to let us believe are fabricated on some kind of truth. Emma Stone and Jonah Hill in Superbad! As if, you think that fat fuck could pick up a single piece of ass outside of the Medieval Carnival that he attends every summer at the local middle school? Yeah get a life. Jonah Hill and that Molly bitch from 21 Jump Street! Holy shit, this one basically just shines a light on jail baiters all over the country who always wish they could be 25 and it be okay with society to be with a 17 year old. That mother fucker falls in love with a senior in HIGH SCHOOL, the slimmed down fat fuck graduated 7 YEARS ago. Nothing says rock star stud like swimming in that underage pussy. And for anyone reading don't for one second think that I don't know that at 1 time you fantasized about a high schooler that was a few years younger then you. It happens, just don't think you can ever pull it off. Cause the only thing you will be pulling off is when you are "swag" walking to your seat in the cafeteria because Earl just butt rammed the shit out of you in Prison. Think twice ladies and gentlemen. 

See y'all later, Alex