A Review of 2012.

Whats up fuckers and fuckhims, how we doing on this fine Saturday? Last one of the New Year! I come to you guys today wanting to write about the year of 2012 and how I thought it went for me and the things in our world. Don't for one second think that me voicing my opinion about the problems of our world is in any kind of disgust or looking down upon anything. I don't want to have a negative vibe given off when whoever fucking reads this is wondering what kind of person I am.

First off, the year 2012 flew by am I right? Holy shit snacks, feels like yesterday I was standing on the podium of nationals with my boys wondering if life could get any better. When I think about a review of the year I like to think about the United States as a Phoenix rising out of the ashes of its previous life being the year previous. If thats cliche then you can exit out of the page right now, won't affect me in any way, shape, or form. From the recent school shooting in NewTown or the Olympiad of 2012 having everyone yelling at their TV as we watched the best athletes in the world go out and show that for a few weeks every once and a while we can all set our problems aside and compete for the good of the human race and "World Peace" if you truly believe in that shit. HOLY SHIT I TOTALLY FORGOT WE SURVIVED AN APOCALYPSE, FUCK YOU MAYANS. Everyone knows you were getting nervous wondering if just maybe it was going to happen. I'll admit I was, god I would have been so fucking pissed if the world would have ended. (If you're thinking right now "But Alex, if you were dead how would you still be mad?" please exit my page because you have no sense of humor and we probably wouldn't get along if I ever met you.)

My year, what to say about my year. Let me just say that if you have ever gone to college and still think that high school was way cooler, please shut the fuck up. High School fucking sucks, its like being trapped in a room with only Diet Sierra Mist and reruns of old Jersey Shore episodes that if you like then you probably are in no way a help to humanity. COLLEGE FUCKING RULES. End of story, there is no argument that can be made against it. I have met the best people in the world that I will be friends with till I die and I'm not even halfway done yet. So take your high school rules argument and your old letter jacket somewhere else because I really don't wanna hear it. From meeting a girl, to winning conference, to becoming an All American swimmer, and everything in between. I can honestly say that 2012 didn't leave me with a bitter sweet taste in my mouth. I couldn't have asked for a better year to build on. If you are part of my life and are reading this right now, I just want you to know that I truly appreciate everything you have done for me in my life. I know that I'm not always the best person to be around or always the nicest to people who deserve it. But deep down I love all you guys and only want the best for you. So fill up your glasses and get ready for that stupid ass New Years kiss you all think is actually going to happen. Because 2013 is only going to be for the better.

See y'all later,
Alex